I was reading an article on one of the news sites the other day about how overweight people should mimic the eating patterns of slender folk. The author then went on to hype their favorite diet tricks. Then, on the way in to work today I managed to put into words something I have known for years.

Fat people diet.

Slender people do not. Slender people eat sensibly.

So, next time you think about “going on a diet”, just think “Do I want to be fat?” If so, then diet.. Fat people diet.